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They said it shouldnt be done. They said it couldnt be done. They said the merest thought of doing it was an afront to God and Man. They said if I kept scratching it would leave a scare. They said to come on in because dinner would be ready soon.
To them I say: Aw, five more minutes. Pleeeease?
In all seriousness, I subjected myself to an experiment this past weekend. In the same way that many villains expose themselves to their weaponised toxins to build up resistance, I became a victimunteer in my own tests
For SCIENCE! What some may not know is that I, in a likely breach of several UN treaties have for some time been stockpiling the deadliest substances known to man, Uwe Boll movies.
I have kept these movies in their cases, giving only short bursts of freedom to them on an irregular basis occassionally allowing the dialogue of Alone in the Dark to permeate through the air after innoculating myself with copious amounts of alcohol.
This past weekend, as I had extra time off and my brother was absent for a portion of it, I decided to follow up Ninja Night with another themed night. Initially I was undecided between a night of beat em up video game adaptations or Uwe Boll marathon, which as a question to ask yourself is akin to choosing between having your genitalia crushed in a vice or smushed with a thrown brick.
Eventually, I settled on Uwe Boll, or as I tweeted Uwe Boll Movie Marathon
Uwe-mania
Boll-athon
Uwe-fest
ahh, thats the one Night of Bollshit!
This isnt the first time Id mentioned the idea, what seems like ages ago I mentioned it to Dio while discussing Mystery Science Theatre, leading to:
Guise: thatd be a masochists dream weekend
a uwe boll marathon, followed by alan smithee day
itd be like Dr F. just went apeshit and decided to massacre
Dio: XD!!! ill bet all those years w/ TVs Frank finally did it
Guise: just think, a Uwe Boll movie woulda been the equivalent of hitting the Satellite of Love with a tactical nuke
Guise: only with a lot longer fallout time and a lot less point
Guise: nah, unlike a tactical nuke a Uwe Boll film never hits the target audience
What I had intended as a one night affair passed over a weekend, and without a word of a lie, I was actually physically affected during the course. I started off by watching Postal and found afterwards that my throat was scratchy, by the end of the night I had a full blown sore throat. The following day, I had headaches, body aches, nasal congestion and coughs too. Heading in to the new week and Ive got a bout of flu working its way through my system.
Now, people may make jokes about Bolls films, but I think that what people dont realise is that Boll has seemingly managed to create a real Ring Virus effect that actually strengthens through additional exposures to his work.
I managed to get through seven of his masterpieces before it got too much for Deej to note, I didnt watch House of the Dead 2, although I have it, because Boll is unconnected with that. I didnt really feel too much like reviewing each in any detail, I find it hard to write negative things about movies and pictures, so my thoughts were just little notes.
- Mood:
Unhappy - Watching: ...no...more...Boll...
- Eating: ice cream
- Drinking: ...plenty of fluids...
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Adore foxes too, so I'm biased.
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Also, you used foxes - glomping foxes at that - you therefore win!
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Visit my gallery rawr :3
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~Azixel~
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I'm Mr. Mustachio/shunsaku ban in dA's Tezuka Crew
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PROTEST IS PATRIOTIC!!
Like to play with toys? Checkout my toy comics blog
I'm Mr. Mustachio/shunsaku ban in dA's Tezuka Crew
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I just happen to have my birthday ignored a lot... August... -.-; Always after school gets out and before it starts so no one ever did that happy birthday thing at school with random balloons... meh. I don't think anyone ever had a clue when mine was... >.>; or didn't care.
Heh, the only problem with it going by is that it is one more year closer to old age. D: Why can't I stay young forever? D:
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D: I know the feeling... I'm not looking forward to the day when my body shows my age.
At least my petite-ness (as long as I keep my weight down) makes me look sort of younger but I don't look forward to when I look like a creepy old lady. >.>;
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Hey every one i got something to say..its better to burn out than to fade away!
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